😂🐒 Haha! 44 Funniest & Crazy Advanced Warri Proverbs For 2020 Stress Relief 🐒😂

Warri Proverbs For 2020 Stress Relief 🐒😂

OK guys, the topic on these Warri Proverbs / Slangs are getting interesting as the day goes by, and I’m pleased to announce to you that we have some more compilations coming our way soon and very soon! Lol.

I hope that you don’t mind my crazy writing style, it’s funny ain’t it? Oh yea! It is. I don’t even need you to tell me that is – My late Dad used to say to me, that if you are doing something good and not being praised for it, then you have to look at yourself and appraise yourself that you have done something great! LOOOLL, that way you will develop confidence and more courage to do more.


Nigerian slangs (like the Warri  Proverbs / Slangs / Patois), Jamaican slangs, American Slangs and even Ghanaian slangs are quite funny and somewhat hard to crack – especially if you’re not originated from the locale for which you intend to learn the slang.

So don’t blame yourself, it is a fact and every reasonable fellow will also simply understand that, in light of that note – I have taken it upon myself to create contents around these slangs from time to time. At least it will help some of you who crave to learn these languages to have a basic knowledge of them and also, be able to understand or communicate with them.


Below are some of the funniest Warri Proverbs / Slangs there is. Don’t forget to share with friends and interested colleagues.


1.) Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.😁

2.) Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall 😂😀😀

3.) Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.

4.) who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket…!

5.) Wetin concern dog with family planning?..

6.) Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.

7.) This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.

8.) Pikin wey go strong go strong…. No be say until dem name am Samson.

9.) Na overconfidence make February no complete.

10.) Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.

11.) Head wey no wan think go carry load – Warri Slang..

12.) Hand wey stay long for pocket, now say nothing de that pocket.

13.) Forget Trust 😁😀😂 If trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.

16.) No matter how lizards do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile�. ✌

17.)  E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.

18.)  Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote  🙄🙄

19.)  Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.

20.)  It’s a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.

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21.)  Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible

22.)  Person nor dey use shame chop winch o

23.) Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money.  Na so ashawo take start oh.

24.)  You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.

25.)  Jollof Rice wey dey for  bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.

26.)  The patient dog 🐶… Nah hungry go kill am.

27.)  Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.

28.) No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.

29.)  Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.

30.) I am covered by the blood of JESUS E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh 

31.) Pastor wey dey pray for mad people no dey Close eye.

32.) I need pikin, I need pikin, na e make woman no wear pant sleep.

33.) I know too much, i know too much na e make SAN no fit recite National Anthem.

34.) This write up good, this write up good, na e make me (the  writer)  no come know how to count 1,2,3 again.

35.) The tin wey make egg  strong for port nai make yem also soft for port

36.) Pikin way Say e mama no sleep,  he self no go sleep. 

37.) Sun 2 hot e nor mean say fowl go Lane boiled egg. 

38.) Monkey smart monkey smart,  nah because tree near tree

39.) Na run wey nor serious, Na in woman de hold breast.

40.) Na cooperation dey make rice full pot

41.) Cockroach wey say him sabi acrobatic dance where cocks are doing general meeting don waka kurukere waka

42.) Say Lion dey sick, no mean say him with cat na mate.

43.) This burial rich, this burial rich, na e make to die,  hungry elders 

44.) This writeup sweet you, no mean say you no go like my page and share this post, lol this is crazy social media Warri Proverb or what should we tag it?? 


Yada yada yada!! Warri proverbs / slangs are really funny, aren’t they? Lol, how these guys come up with these crazy words and sentences is still a mystery that I can’t unravel.


Anyways see you on the other side!!!

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